Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
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Me as a farmer
*runs myself over with a tractor*
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND —- MY UNCLE IS A FARMER
AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS
HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES
Thinks, “That’s weird, I go check it out”
HIS FUCKING NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles
Running him over each time
and he was pressed into the ground like a fucking cartoon
How long had he been there? Maybe an hour.
He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so stuck in there that he couldn’t move so he just kept getting run over until my uncle found him
Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person
Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person
do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol
like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft
Emotional brain:
Logical brain:
“There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words, and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand. without you even speaking a word.”
— Yasmin Mogahed (via amortizing)
Seeing someone run for exercise is normal but seeing someone run to get somewhere faster is weird
Growing up or ‘maturing’ is just getting used to life and learning to tolerate all of its fuckery.
Me: I’m having such a good time
Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends
Me:
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